Dove or Swan

Will the Twenty-First Century see the growth of Christianity, the rebirth of Paganism, none, or both?

The Cliché Way to Start: Entry Two September 6, 2008

Filed under: English,Society — thombaptiste @ 8:41 pm

Does the sound of a barking dog ever bother you? Is it even unworthy for notice? Perhaps, but sadly persons writing articles on-lineand even academick papersseem to devote energy, to sounds that are not present.  You must understand that including allusions of the literary sort seems clever to many readers.  Therefore, why not try to seem truly cleverer, than by referring to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s short story, “Silver Blaze” from the Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes that is more famous for Reichenbach Falls.  (True fans of the detective know what I mean.)  This introduction generally has a phrase about listen for the dogs that are not barking; sadly this attempt at English mastery misses the point of that Holmes mystery.

The title refers towards an eponymous horse, which has gone missing.  Not to mention the fact that the groomer, John Straker, has died mysteriously.  Through much walking and some train riding Sherlock solves the case.  “Silver Blaze” is in mine opinion, one of the few mysteries (concerning the residents of 221B Bakers Street,) where anyone can crack the case.  To then answer the mystery, Silver Blaze in fact killed Straker to save histhe horse’slife.  The dog in question knew Straker; so the dog made no noise.  But people miss the point of the story, the Scotland Yard detectives can collect evidence, but they lack imagination to catch the perpetrator.  The same is with writers, trying to sound well-read, who use a common declaration about sounds not made by canine animals, thus making themselves the same champs that Holmes had to correct.

My friend Brian likes to defend this method of introduction.  I however grow weary with trying to not-so-cleverly proceeding with attaching ones self to Sherlock’s brilliance.  Doctor Doyle may have done us a service my introducing the concept of smoking guns at crime scenes as metaphors for irrefutable evidence into the language of English, but I start to wish that “Silver Blaze” were less-cleverly written piece of detective fiction.

 

Why we need an article, indefinite or definite August 25, 2008

Filed under: English,Inebriation,More Christianity — thombaptiste @ 11:32 pm

“Decreasing drinking age fails to solve problems”  says an (of one kind of definition of the word) article’s lead-in.  I quite agree with that headline.  That is, to how long alcohol has ag’d before consumption.  As to reading that piece, and its contents, that is another matter.  I guess Baylor may not become the “Notre Dame” of Protestant Christians when it comes to grammar.

 

The Cliché Way to Start: Entry One-and-a-Half April 6, 2008

Filed under: English,Society — thombaptiste @ 3:04 am

Add to this thread, when someone utters, “In the history of mankind,” or, “Mankind knows,” when starting the writing.  Pseudo-pedantic, at best I think; at worst, chauvanism.

 

The Cliché Way to Start: Entry One March 26, 2008

Filed under: English,Society — thombaptiste @ 9:51 pm

In the history of the world…I have no real way to get back to this site proper, following an overly long hiatus.  An hiatus too long actually.  But when it comes towards essays, do not invoke some planetary chronicle when writing the first sentence.  You do not know the chronicle; and even if you did somehow, it would sound pompous and arrogant.  But I have entries farther afield to come.

 

The Cliché Way to Start: Entry Zero February 5, 2008

Filed under: English — thombaptiste @ 5:54 pm

Starting an essay can be difficult.  For some the obstacles are almost insurmountable.  Thusly say some, find a clever bit to start out with, and then move.  All right for persons with interesting lives.  I however have noticed that some of the people us the same stock scenarios…all the time! Hence I shall chronicle their passé phrasings in a recurring series on this website.

 

Poorly chosen metaphors when discussing elections January 9, 2008

Filed under: English,Politicks — thombaptiste @ 11:15 pm

I thought the point of running for office was to move around and be visible.  Either that idea was a mistake or this article’s writer should retake some English classes.

 

 
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